So, there is a new trend of tossing out all of your crap and living with nothing. I like this trend, as most of the stuff I own I wouldnt mind setting on fire, but inspired by a bazillion lists of crap people dont own, here is my own list of crap I DO own. Dig it:
1. a gas guzzling landrover
2. a gps in said landrover and another one that I move to my other car (haha!)
3. a stupid expensive spanish leather handbag (that you KNOW I got on sale for 75 bucks!)
4. too many Lilly Pulitzer dresses (is there such a thing? No, there aint)
5.every wooden Thomas train known to man (they are not G-Money's, they are mine. I play with them when he is asleep. heh heh)
6. too many paperback books and tons of other ones I dont even read (but, since I love cash monies, I am selling some on ebay, so stop by ebay, search for crap cheaperton doesnt want and buy my junk)
7. useless dishes cause we only eat takeout off of styrofoam plates that we toss into rivers and streams
8. eleventy billion LP records
9. 5 gazillion cardboard boxes (to spruce up the ol homestead)
10. about 37 bottles of expired medicine (I have a game I play called "lets see what mommy will see when she takes this combination!"
So, there it is. I want you, my lovely non english readers who post dirty stuff in chinese on my unread blog, to tell me what you think?I think I need to go buy more crap. On sale. of course.
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