Good shoes to hide my missing toenail

I had a hankering for a pair of sperry topsiders. Since no one who reads this knows who I am really, this will not shock you, but to my other (2) readers who actually know me this could be potentially shocking. I dont go anywhere near boats, I am about to move to TornadoLand and be nowhere near a beach or a boat (but I will be close to a nasty ass polluted river, which kind of counts). This hankering is not usual for me, but I wanted blue angelfish sperrys and have them I must.

In my search I browsed online and then searched in earnest online and then resorted to bribery (I will quit calling you if you buy me these shoes. I will quit hanging out in your bushes if you buy me these shoes. I wont ruin your lovelife with false statements if you buy me these shoes) all to no avail. Then, lo and behold! My new Belk's card came in the mail along with my ghastly credit card statement (a lie, it isnt that bad...really...) and a 20% off coupon and 10 dollars in Belks Bucks. Yes, the day was mine. I ended up with these completely adorable shoes which I will wear sockless (heh heh heh) and I got them for less than 50 bucks.

So I will have preppy feet, but in reality I bought these because I lost 1/4 of my big toenail and needed some comfortable yet not butt dog ugly shoes to cover the monstrosity that is my water ski feet. Rejoice with me!