The points! The fabulous, fabulous points! (even cheaper vintage style drawers, ya'll!)

So, after I went and saw New Moon (yeah. I am a dork. I read all of the books while I was on bed rest with my last baby and then I saw the movies. So shoot me. I am a lonely woman.)-which, by the way, was redeemable from the awful acting skills of reject-breck girl-hair flippy mc flipperton-Kristen Stewart by way of shirtless and well built mens- I went to wal-mart to buy regular old pantyhose (I can't do full fashion stockings all the time. I am not that glamorous) and what do I see but what appears to be circle stitching on a gigantic brassiere. Upon closer inspection it WAS circle stitching. Oh holla! Best part was this gigantic undergarment came with a 5.00 price tag and an assortment of garish colors. I chose red. I would post a pic, but cant find one on the Internet, but look for the cheapest bra at wal-mart. The points on this thing! The pointy, pointy, points! That being said, it offers NO support, so this would be a strictly inside thing for me.

I love my Bali skimp-skamps, but I have found a fly in the ointment. They get picked by jeans. I don't care to have my 9.00 drawers picked, thank you very much (that is how cheap I am--sale drawers I get for dirt cheap and I have to find an even cheaper alternative for wear with my cheap denim. I have a problem.) so I was skulking around the lingerie section at Kohl's trying to not look too bizarro in my hunting cap with earflaps, when I spy a microfiber big panty with a leopard print. For 3 bucks.

The picture above would be a pair of USED vanity fair panties from the 50's. They are vintage, I will give them that, but some poor sucker (well, to pay that much for those things I guess they were just poor in the brains dept) paid 86.00 for them. 86.00!!!!! What is wrong with people?!?!

I bought these in leopard for 3.00. And they were new. And not worn by some random lady who could have had some nastiness. I mean really, I love vintage and all, but you have to draw the line somewhere.

Use your imagination to project a frolicksome animal print on these bad boys! Grr! I am a big animal panty! A big CHEAP animal panty (and new. dont forget that important factor!)

Also, in all of my internet searchings for cheap big girl drawers, I have discovered that there is a large population of men panty and bullet bra wearers. Not that I am passing judgement, but c'mon fellas! Quit buying my band and cup size just so you can have a good time! Save some for us girls who could use the lift!